Unfortunately, the past is like a club. You can only beat yourself in the head with it so many times until it does irreversible harm and damage.

What a poor example the New York Yankees are to kids. They have the biggest steroid abuser ever in Roger Clemens, the biggest druggie ever in Steve Howe and the biggest tax cheat ever in Derek Jeter.

A lot of taxpayers about to be faced with huge tax bills are very concerned that at Falcon Park in the past week they started games at 10 in the morning and played till 2 p.m. at night with the lights on all the time.

The almost-totally liberal media in the United States frequently makes innuendo and cute little references to their belief that any white person who says they're not going to vote for Barack because he's black are called bigots and racists. But the even higher percentage of blacks and self-hating whites who say they're going to vote for Barack because he's black don't get any name calling associated with them.

What a crock. Obama is not a Muslim, he is a Christian.

Robert Welch complains about somebody else costing him his job on Civil Service when it would be difficult to find anyone who has done more harm to the city of Auburn in the last few decades with his dumbing down of the police force, etc.




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