Liberals running the newspaper business won't tell you but the real culprits in the high gas prices, besides the Democrats in Congress who won't let us drill, are the states not the federal government. For example New Jersey charges $1.27 a gallon tax while the feds charge 18 cents.
Good citizens like Billy Kufs are always adding to the community woodpile. Unfortunately there a a lot of liberals around Auburn who are taking away from that woodpile all the time and the woodpile in Auburn is getting smaller and smaller.
When is the city going to shut the 1/2 inch treated water line that runs into the creek all through the winter on South Hunter Avenue at the bridge. Talk about a waste of money!
You heard it here first. Look for Barry Bonds to sign with the Detroit Tigers.
George and Laura Bush are first to criticize a poor country for its response to an actual disaster. The Bush administration response to Hurricane Katrina was a joke.
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nature lover wrote on May 9, 2008 3:54 PM:
nature lover wrote on May 9, 2008 3:07 PM:
nature lover wrote on May 9, 2008 2:34 PM:
excnyer wrote on May 9, 2008 1:25 PM:
You don't have to worry about stepping in cat poop when you take a walk. Cats usually bury their excrement, whereas dogs just let it go wherever. "
sonofmaddog wrote on May 9, 2008 12:51 PM:
karl wrote on May 9, 2008 10:58 AM:
Damned Liberal meowers! "
vic wrote on May 9, 2008 8:42 AM:
Farmer's Gal wrote on May 9, 2008 8:35 AM:
I left the last place I rented because the drunken apartment manager shot the upstair neighbor's cat on account of being jealous of the attention his wife gave the animal. (Bit of an insecurity/lack of self-esteem problem there, as well as uncontrolled violence).
Moth balls work wonders; oil of peppermint on a cotton ball keeps mice away, and I've found bloodmeal (which you can get in the gardening section of Lowe's or Walmart or wherever) can be very helpful keeping deer away AND provides nutrient to some plants (read the instructions on the box).
There's no need to be killing other people's pets because they disturbed your garden. (A woodchuck is another matter). "
cm wrote on May 8, 2008 10:32 PM:
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cm wrote on May 8, 2008 9:58 PM:
my kind of diet! "
quiveringthigh wrote on May 8, 2008 9:54 PM:
" OK--gas bandwagoners. How much for a gallon of Gatorade? Windshield wiper fluid? White out? Perier? You think gasoline is expensive? "
Patron is not cheap either! "
jlmorgansr wrote on May 8, 2008 9:08 PM:
oldtimer wrote on May 8, 2008 6:58 PM:
out here in the country
A shotgun works well!!! "
justaround wrote on May 8, 2008 4:28 PM:
dd wrote on May 8, 2008 3:59 PM:
chris van note wrote on May 8, 2008 2:49 PM:
John Sidney McCain, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and Barack (whose middle name shall not be spoken) Obama were walking down a Washington D.C. street when they came upon a homeless person. John McCain gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into John McCain's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.
When they came upon yet another homeless person, Barack told the homeless person to 'have hope...change is coming'...and gave him nothing.
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nature lover wrote on May 8, 2008 1:48 PM:
Anyone know of a good cat repellant? Please? "
Farmer's Gal wrote on May 8, 2008 1:12 PM:
Not today, GiveMeLiberty! I am in the middle of crunching numbers and trying to project the cost of serials (journals, newspapers, magazines, continuations, periodicals) for next year. They always go way up, but with the dollar so weak (and showing no signs of improving), I have to figure in an even higher rate of inflation for foreign subscriptions. I am no mathematician and my number-crunching tolerance is about at its limit today. Someone else will have to take on the homework assignment! "
AJ wrote on May 8, 2008 1:09 PM:
How much oil could you buy for an ounce of gold in 2000 versus 2008? "
On what days? "
GiveMeLiberty wrote on May 8, 2008 12:57 PM:
Homework assignment:
Go find out the amount of profit for all the oil companies selling gas in the USA, and divide that number by the number of gallons of gas sold in the USA. Then come back here and tell me how many pennies per gallon it averages out to be.
Bonus points:
How much oil could you buy for an ounce of gold in 2000 versus 2008? "
AJ wrote on May 8, 2008 12:51 PM:
mark wrote on May 8, 2008 12:40 PM:
AJ wrote on May 8, 2008 12:39 PM:
karl wrote on May 8, 2008 12:06 PM:
Cow’s milk has 61 calories. Soymilk has 33 calories.
Cow’s milk contains 3.34 grams of fat. Soymilk contains 1.91 grams of fat.Soymilk also contains more magnesium, copper, and manganese than does cow’s milk. In order to absorb calcium, one needs magnesium. Copper also aids in bone formation. One early sign of osteoporosis is a deficiency in copper. Soymilk contains twelve times the amount of copper, and 42 times the amount of manganese as does cow’s milk. Manganese is also needed for bone formation and is essential for neural transmissions, protein metabolism, and many other body functions.
Now, milk manufactureres will sometimes try to offset the gains of drinking cow's milk by "fortifying" cow's milk with various additives--but the bottom line is, when you have to add something, you're basically adding an artificial additive, which is going to be somehow synthetically manufactured. Why not just consume what is already there, and healthier?
We are the only species that drinks another animal's milk for consumption. DO you know that cow's milk SIGNIFICANTLY SLOWS DOWN the absorption of calcium from other sources, like vegetables? Cow's milk also slows down the absorption of iron,--but you don't hear that from the dairy industry do you? "
dd wrote on May 8, 2008 11:43 AM:
AJ wrote on May 8, 2008 11:39 AM:
http://www.gregpalast.com/hurricane-expert-threatened-for-pre-katrina-warnings "
dd wrote on May 8, 2008 11:39 AM:
quiveringthigh wrote on May 8, 2008 11:29 AM:
AJ wrote on May 8, 2008 11:24 AM:
That anyone would ever vote for anyone named Bush is a mystery. Such people need their heads examined and/or a lesson or two in history. "
Farmer's Gal wrote on May 8, 2008 11:17 AM:
I doubt if the government has a plan in place even now for folks like that.
That whole thing was a c*ck-up from start to finish and there is plenty of blame to go around at a lot of levels. The only people who seemed to really be on the ball were the animal rescue people -- The Humane Society, ASPCA and one other animal group were organized and efficient and saved thousands of animal victims while the government left people behind because the failed to have a rescue plan that accounted for people's loyalty and devotion to their pets.
In the aftermath, these animal groups continued their excellent organization and were able to reunite thousands of pets with their owners and to find new homes for most of the rest.
They did such a good job, that the government called them in to help them figure out how to make an effective plan for helping people, using the organizational skills of the animal people as an example. "
dd wrote on May 8, 2008 11:16 AM:
nature lover wrote on May 8, 2008 11:01 AM:
AJ wrote on May 8, 2008 10:01 AM:
http://thinkprogress.org/katrina-timeline
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AJ wrote on May 8, 2008 9:48 AM:
cm wrote on May 8, 2008 9:33 AM:
I have traveled during a hurricane and have witnessed lines of electrical/medical/tree removal trucks at the borders of florida waiting to see where they are about to go!
NOT ONCE prior to Katrina did I see the LA. Governor on CNN --afterwards she whined about No aid!
hmmm..maybe someday Jeb Bush will run for president? "
cm wrote on May 8, 2008 9:19 AM:
There are steps a state has to take for Federal aide. First by "declaring a state of Emergency" which the governor didnt do!
I happen to know truckers who were waiting at the state line with water, food, medical supplies yet the GOVERNOR said they could NOT come in!!! They waited for well over a week!!!
The levies were the states fault-they took federal monies and used it in OTHER areas-thinking the levies could wait a few more years, even though all surveys said FIX ME NOW!
Half of the police/fireman/medical personal ran for the HILLS-Guess that shows who one can count on in an extreme emergency! COWARDS!
Then instead of aiding others these lowlifes ROBBED every business! "My home might be underwater with grandma on a roof begging for help, BUT I NEED this BIG screen TV"!!
NOW they want to rebuild homes--with OUR tax money-again UNDER SEA Level..DAH! I wonder how many were un-insured?
Like 9-11 placing blame on BUSH for an EXTREME UNPLANNED for attack/flooding/castatrophe is ridiculas! No-one can be prepared 100% for such devastation!
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AJ wrote on May 8, 2008 7:52 AM:
I think there is a lot of energy technologies that are being kept from us. "
Farmer's Gal wrote on May 8, 2008 7:50 AM:
cm wrote on May 8, 2008 7:46 AM:
irritated wrote on May 8, 2008 7:20 AM:
pentangelli wrote on May 8, 2008 6:45 AM:
Do you think Harry Truman would allow the oil companies to run wild today??
Bill Kuffs and the consetrvatives add to the pile allright.....PILE OF WHAT IS THE QUESTION "
longboard wrote on May 7, 2008 11:01 PM:
http://www.zeitgeistsociety.org/movie/ "
longboard315 wrote on May 7, 2008 10:57 PM:
.....On the whole, we, the human race have been lied to by our respective governments over the history of time: Back from the early days of the Egyptians through the Roman ages up to the very present day. We have been lied to about Religion, Wars, and who is truly in control of our respective societies.
Fear of the uncertain keeps the human race in control. Free yourselves and learn the truth:
http://www.zeitgeistsociety.org/movie/ "
longboard315 wrote on May 7, 2008 10:49 PM:
karl wrote on May 7, 2008 9:50 PM:
If it wasn't for Liberals drinking all their soy milk, there would be more of it on the shelves!
Just another example of how Liberals are ruining my diet! "
theking wrote on May 7, 2008 8:25 PM:
AJ wrote on May 7, 2008 6:14 PM:
What the government needs to do at this point, and we know it won't, is to apply the windfall profits tax on the oil companies.
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dd wrote on May 7, 2008 5:56 PM:
dd wrote on May 7, 2008 5:54 PM:
Unknown... wrote on May 7, 2008 5:47 PM:
dd wrote on May 7, 2008 5:39 PM:
movedsouth wrote on May 7, 2008 3:15 PM:
nature lover wrote on May 7, 2008 2:53 PM:
And everyone concerned about the trash truck PROBLEM in this Fingerlakes area, read the article this paper has online right now: "city c/make $$ from trash". They vote on Thursday nite, I just called the mayors office and u dont have to preregister to speak. His secretary stated that the public portion is generally in the very beginning at 6pm b4 they actually vote on this! Hope to c u there... "
vic wrote on May 7, 2008 2:48 PM:
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MISSEY1941 wrote on May 7, 2008 1:57 PM:
Farmer's Gal wrote on May 7, 2008 1:24 PM:
Good point about the Bushs and Katrina. "
yetanotherpinhead wrote on May 7, 2008 12:35 PM: