Ninety-five thousand a year for a new school principal. I can't imagine there are even two people working in one family making that much, very absurd.

I don't think we need three firehouses in Auburn because two can cover the city of three square miles just fine. Close it and lay off a few firemen, and that ought to save some money.

Conservatives could easily survive if there were no liberals ever around again, but liberals could never survive unless there were plenty of conservatives because conservatives work and pay for everything that liberals want for nothing.

Have you ever noticed that all these Marxist communist wannabes around Auburn, none of them have ever lived under communism or under Marxism in any country but ours? But the people that come here, and I know plenty of them, from Eastern Europe who have lived under communism and Marxism, they're all very conservative and despise communism and Marxism.

Just wondering will we ever get a Christmas Tree Shop?

Clearly there is no logical voting system attached to whom becomes a Citizen Girls' Volleyball All-Stars. Otherwise Erin Myers wouldn't have been left off the list.




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