All those bad words Murray Lynch gets so worked up about that he hears on HBO are the same ones that the people of Auburn use when they read his anti-American, anti-God letters.

So now that dogs are banned from barking, why not ban lawn mowers?

On the issue of turf, the Auburn school board has a "champagne taste on a beer bottle wallet."

Black churches preach hate for America and the white people. And black churches practice segregation, but they are allowed to stay open because blacks so monolithically vote for candidates that favor abortion, homosexuality, open borders.

John Gadsby's letter to the editor in The Citizen makes him Auburn's all-time community hero as he had the courage to stand up to the Joe Leograndes and Kent Brandstetters in the community. Gadsby will forever be known in Cayuga County annals as "the great Gadsby."

Of all of this Brandstetter fundraiser and things, I just wonder if he was pro-turf or not.

Another Dem caught with his pants down. I guess the mayor of Detroit likes to lie under oath, and these people want to lead our country --- heaven help us.




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