Dispatch from India: A taste of what India is really like

Because boredom has set in and we're all missing India, we have planned a party to share our unique Rotary Group Study Exchange experience with our friends and family.

First thing to know about a Rotary GSE trip is that everything is out of your control, and in India, there is no concept of time. Also, this will be a BYOTP party, so bring a roll of toilet paper or stuff wads of tissue in your pockets along with hand sanitizer and your own water because this will likely not be provided. We were given this much info, so heed this advice. All guests must arrive in khaki pants and a white or black T-shirt with a nametag the size of their head. Before entering the party, guests will be given a sandalwood garland, a jasmine garland and a lemon. The sandalwood is great to liven up your outfit since after a few minutes, its hue will leave yellow streaks on your blouse. We'll also dot your forehead with a red streak of vermilion.

Don't forget to take your shoes off before entering. And don't worry, it's very clean. We've sanitized the ground by rubbing cow dung paste into it. After meeting every host, it's picture time. After a few snaps, don't move! There will be at least eight more.