All you made-overseas car lovers take note: They put the cheap-paying factories in the USA so they could make them even cheaper. All the profits go back to Japan and there are no layoffs at the foreign auto plants in the USA because the turnover rate is so great that they don't need to lay off anybody.

Those who defend Family Videos right (which is not the same as defending their choice) to sell adult movies are not pro-pornography, nor are they anti-feminist as a recent writer contends. Someone may find pornography degrading and harmful, but still thinks it wrong for a city manager to go after a video store for selling it.

It's really funny and enjoyable the way the Clintons, who have pandered to the blacks forever, and Juan McCain, who has pandered to the New York Times forever, and have both been stabbed in the back, right when the Clintons and McCain needed them most. I love it!

The Citizen is a wonderful paper but we find it curious that press releases from the ultra-leftist, often anti-American Guy Cosentino show are always printed in the paper, but press releases from more normal, middle-of-the-road, taxpaying, God-fearing, decent Auburnians seem to get lost.

Now that all reputable scientists are saying that global colding is actually starting, I just hope the liberal media gives.




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