Patriotic my butt. The only reason these so-called Americans buy foreign cars is because of the cheap price, so when they lose their job I don't want hear any crying.

The last line on my Riesling wine bottle label says, "For Sale in New York State Only." Why all the printed hype about wine awards when the product cannot be marketed nationally?

I had heard that IGNITE was just a left-wing organization, then I heard this girl from The Citizen on the radio, and the only politician she talked about was Barack Hussein Obama and Spitzer, praising both of them, and praising Auburn Public Theater. What kind of organization is this IGNITE that's pushing all this left-wing crap?

I'm inquiring to see why you can't put the Two Cents back in the paper, so people can read it, because a lot of them don't have computers.

I could go into Auburn Prison tomorrow and pick any three convicts by random and have three better candidates for the presidency than the three dopes that we've got running for president now.

Obama goes bonkers when his full name is used because he doesn't want the people of the United States to know what his true nationally is, for fear he wouldn't get elected. As for Hillary, I don't really know, except maybe for business purposes.




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