Are you living in the real world or a world of make believe? What better way to find out than by taking this reality quiz.
A. Having lived in this particular region for X number of years, how would you best describe the majority of its citizens? 1. Too serious. 2. Too quiet. 3. Too anti-social. 4. Too out of touch. 5. All of the above. 6. None of the above.
B. How would you best describe the minority of the same? 1. Friendly. 2. Complimentary. 3. Outgoing. 4. Caring. 5. Generous. 6. All of the above. 7. None of the above.
C. God used to let people live until they were 800 or 900 years old. Why do you think he stopped doing that? 1. It just slipped his mind. 2. He wanted to try something different. 3. The devil wanted him to. 4. Wasn't satisfied with their behavior after such a long duration and decided that 100-plus years were all they'd get.
D. Success in our country has always been determined according to: 1. Good looks. 2. Christ-like ways. 3. Knowledge. 4. Wealth.
E. Who most likely would be “saved by the bell?” 1. Pac Man Jones, O.J. Simpson. 2. Bush, Cheney. 3. Screech, Zach. 4. Ali, Frasier.
F. The recently passed stimulus package is mostly going to: 1. The right people. 2. The wrong people. 3. People who won't spend it. 4. Illegal aliens.
G. Winfrey-Wilkos are: 1. Bush appointees. 2. Ice-skating stars. 3. Talk-show hosts.
H. The best known formula for success is. 1. Be driven. 2. Be Christ-like.
ANSWERS: A - 5, B - 6, C - 4, D - 4, E - all, F - 3, G - 3, H - 2.
Murray Lynch
Auburn
B. How would you best describe the minority of the same? 1. Friendly. 2. Complimentary. 3. Outgoing. 4. Caring. 5. Generous. 6. All of the above. 7. None of the above.
C. God used to let people live until they were 800 or 900 years old. Why do you think he stopped doing that? 1. It just slipped his mind. 2. He wanted to try something different. 3. The devil wanted him to. 4. Wasn't satisfied with their behavior after such a long duration and decided that 100-plus years were all they'd get.
D. Success in our country has always been determined according to: 1. Good looks. 2. Christ-like ways. 3. Knowledge. 4. Wealth.
E. Who most likely would be “saved by the bell?” 1. Pac Man Jones, O.J. Simpson. 2. Bush, Cheney. 3. Screech, Zach. 4. Ali, Frasier.
F. The recently passed stimulus package is mostly going to: 1. The right people. 2. The wrong people. 3. People who won't spend it. 4. Illegal aliens.
G. Winfrey-Wilkos are: 1. Bush appointees. 2. Ice-skating stars. 3. Talk-show hosts.
H. The best known formula for success is. 1. Be driven. 2. Be Christ-like.
ANSWERS: A - 5, B - 6, C - 4, D - 4, E - all, F - 3, G - 3, H - 2.
Murray Lynch
Auburn
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antilynch wrote on Feb 14, 2008 7:50 PM:
antilynch wrote on Feb 14, 2008 7:35 PM:
cm wrote on Feb 14, 2008 1:51 PM:
A=4, B=7, C=4, D=4, E=1, F=1, G=3, H=1 & 2..
as for F-people will spend the money but mostly on bills, not towards products at local stores. "