To all you Auburn drivers with cell phones attached to your ear, please get off the road! After all it is a law and you are a danger to other drivers.

Two Cents is an ideal place for venting about smaller-scale city problems people have, like trespassers, bad drivers, and doggy poop and litter in yards. If you don't want to hear about anything but Iraq, go to the section called “Nation” (#1) and get involved in an actual anti-war protest (#2).

Hey, what should sincere neighborhood activists do when some of these “high class” people buy houses in a run-down neighborhood claiming they're here to “save the street,” only to bail out on everyone else later when they decide they don't want to raise their kids on that “low class” street, after all?

It's an amazing accomplishment that this century the Boston Red Sox have won two World Series and the Yankees haven't won anything this century, but the Yankees have been all souped up on steroids and the Red Sox are clean.

To the cold-hearted Two Cents contributor worried about walking around hungry birds being fed by kind and generous people in parking lots, watch out Scrooge, maybe someday you'll be in a parking lot being hungry, and these birds will rise above you and leave their contribution.

Why is the price of heating oil and diesel cost as much or more than gas when it doesn't cost as much to refine? Wake up, America.