My readers sometimes send me contributions for my column. I liked these submitted by Syl Oliver.

Fish jokes

€ What fish carries a weapon? Sword fish

€ What fish sings in choir? Bass

€ What kind of ocean animals are told to shut up? Clams

€ What fish strikes it rich? Goldfish

€ What kind of fish animal tells a tale? A whale of a tale

€ What fish do you turn on a TV set with? Tuna

€ What sea animal is grouchy? Crab

€ What fish is beautiful? Rainbow trout

€ What road becomes a fish? Turn pike

€ What cow's name is used for a fish? Bull head

€ What fish has claws? Lobster

More jokes:

€ What vegetable is married to an animal? Horse radish

€ What vegetable has to use the bathroom? Pea

€ What vegetable has iron and poor blood and always looks tired? Beet

€ What vegetable grows on feet? Corn

€ What vegetable grows in side your body? Kidney beans

€ What vegetable when diced, you can put on your finger? Onion ring

€ What vegetable gives away or tells military secrets? Leeks

€ What vegetable can't hold water? Leeks

€ What vegetable always wants to be? Lettuce

€ What vegetable takes a cab? Cabbage

€ What vegetable begins with a letter? Cucumber

€ What does a squash become? Pumpkin

€ When does a tomato become a squash? When stepped on

€ What has eyes in it? Potato

€ What vegetable sings a song, “I only have eyes for you?” -- A potato

Nelson lives and writes in Auburn