Another day and yes, another quickie quiz. Here, once again, is one more 2:02 minute quiz. Get out those pens and stopwatches (and don't dilly-dally). On your mark, get set, go. (No cheating!)
A. What transpires during congressional hearings?
1. They do a lot of talking and when it's over nothing gets accomplished.
2. They try to get as close to the truth of the matters being discussed without actually getting to the truth.
3. They just put on that old act so everyone can see what nice folks they are.
4. Everyone has something different to say so when the meetings come to an end, the spectators, boob-tube viewers and the press can't remember what the meetings were about.
B. What is a true Christian.
1. Believers who say they are.
2. Believers who attend church weekly.
3. Those who recognize Jesus Christ as their Savior.
4. Christians who by thought, word and deed show it in a Christ-like manner, over and over again.
C. Who can usually be found in a “bullpen?”
1. A lot of “bull” shooters.
2. An awful lot of bull.
3. “Bulloney”
4. A “fireman.”
D. A sociopath is someone who:
1. Doesn't like George Bush.
2. Likes Republicans.
3. Likes Democrats.
4. Doesn't like anybody.
E. “Going, going, gone” best describes:
1. George Bush, Dick Cheney and the rest of the GOP.
2. People out of sync with reality.
3. A baseball player hitting a home run.
4. Evaporation happened to those WMDs.
F. The silent majority best applies to:
1. People who voted for Bush and wish they didn't.
2. People who like to be seen and not heard.
3. People too busy to get involved in politics.
4. People who just don't give a darn.
G. “I Got You Babe” best describes:
1. Republicans who've got GWB's back.
2. Dick Cheney having his hunting partner's back.
3. Sonny and Cher's big hit record.
4. The GOP's promise to have the public's back.
H. “I Got It, You Take It” best describes:
1. GWB's handing over the reins to another GOPer.
2. An Eddie Money hit song.
3. Alphonse-Gaston.
4. A song by Gladys Knight and the Pips.
I. “Where do I go from here” best applies to:
1. GWB after he runs out of laws to break.
2. Cheney after he runs out of hunting partners.
ANSWERS: A. All; B. 4; C, 4; D, 4; E, 1; F. 2; G, 1; H. 3; I, 1 and 2.
Murray Lynch
Auburn
1. They do a lot of talking and when it's over nothing gets accomplished.
2. They try to get as close to the truth of the matters being discussed without actually getting to the truth.
3. They just put on that old act so everyone can see what nice folks they are.
4. Everyone has something different to say so when the meetings come to an end, the spectators, boob-tube viewers and the press can't remember what the meetings were about.
B. What is a true Christian.
1. Believers who say they are.
2. Believers who attend church weekly.
3. Those who recognize Jesus Christ as their Savior.
4. Christians who by thought, word and deed show it in a Christ-like manner, over and over again.
C. Who can usually be found in a “bullpen?”
1. A lot of “bull” shooters.
2. An awful lot of bull.
3. “Bulloney”
4. A “fireman.”
D. A sociopath is someone who:
1. Doesn't like George Bush.
2. Likes Republicans.
3. Likes Democrats.
4. Doesn't like anybody.
E. “Going, going, gone” best describes:
1. George Bush, Dick Cheney and the rest of the GOP.
2. People out of sync with reality.
3. A baseball player hitting a home run.
4. Evaporation happened to those WMDs.
F. The silent majority best applies to:
1. People who voted for Bush and wish they didn't.
2. People who like to be seen and not heard.
3. People too busy to get involved in politics.
4. People who just don't give a darn.
G. “I Got You Babe” best describes:
1. Republicans who've got GWB's back.
2. Dick Cheney having his hunting partner's back.
3. Sonny and Cher's big hit record.
4. The GOP's promise to have the public's back.
H. “I Got It, You Take It” best describes:
1. GWB's handing over the reins to another GOPer.
2. An Eddie Money hit song.
3. Alphonse-Gaston.
4. A song by Gladys Knight and the Pips.
I. “Where do I go from here” best applies to:
1. GWB after he runs out of laws to break.
2. Cheney after he runs out of hunting partners.
ANSWERS: A. All; B. 4; C, 4; D, 4; E, 1; F. 2; G, 1; H. 3; I, 1 and 2.
Murray Lynch
Auburn
The Citizens' Say
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