Quiz Time:

A. Where did most drivers get their driving license from?

1. Department of Motor Vehicles; 2. Cracker-Jack box; 3. Cereal box; 4. Ju-Ju candy.

B. What kid of road test did most drivers take?

1. Standard on road test; 2. Off-road test; 3. Figure 8 road test; 4. Grand Prix road test.

C. What type of insurance do most drivers have?

1. Common no-fault, aka: I'm at fault, but it doesn't matter; 2. Cartwheelie and off-road; 3. James Bond no-fault; 4. Evil Kneivel no-fault.

D. When following a vehicle at 50 mph, how many car lengths should that vehicle stay behind?

1. One-tenth of a car length; 2. Nine-tenths of a car length; 3. Two and seven-eights of a car length; 4. Ten car lengths; 5. It doesn't really matter.

E. When approaching a signal light, what should a driver do?

1. Pretend it isn't there; 2. Speed it up and hope for the best; 3. Slow down and be ready to stop; 4. Attempt to go airborne.

F. If the speed limit is 55 mph, the driver should go no faster than:

1. The back-seat driver says; 2. 55 1/2 mph; 3. The speed of sound; 4. The driver ahead.

G. To avoid DWI it's best to:

1. Drink milk only; 2. Take Kool-Aid only; 3. Lay off the liquor; 4, Drink Miller Light.

H. If driving when sleepy, it's best to:

1. Get off the road safely; 2. Get out the hammock; 3. Let the back-seat driver drive; 4. Put it in automatic pilot.

I. Good drivers don't:

1. Drive like bats out of hell; 2. Make up their own driving rules; 3. Endanger others; 4. Pay high insurance rates.

J. Bad drivers don't:

1. Care about anyone but themselves; 2. Obey the rules of the road; 3. Drive Defensively.

Answers are: A. 2; B. 4: C, 3; D. 4: E. 3; F. 2; G, 2; H. 1; I. all; J. all.

Murray Lynch

Auburn