If our Cayuga County legislators fail to give the general population the opportunity to vote on a casino, I will work tirelessly to see that they are replaced.

I wonder what the statistical odds are for not being called for jury duty for 15-plus years running now?

I guess if we're waiting for public servants to investigate Roy Brown's bum rap, we'll be waiting quite a long time, aren't we? Maybe until after the statute of limitations expires, then they'll investigate.

Do people who attend the Memorial Day parade pray for our fallen soldiers who have given the ultimate sacrifice, or do they pray that our president, George W. Bush, will conquer the world like Adolf Hitler?

To all you jerks that cut the curves on Route 34B: stay on your own side of the road.

If you shop around you will find clear trash bags. Please, no more excuses about not finding them.

Oh boy, just what we need - a Bill Clinton type for mayor of Auburn. Give me a break.

Because they vote so monolithically for the something for nothing Democrat Party, Bush, McCain, Hillary and Kennedy want to give amnesty to the Mexican invaders. That is treason by any definition of the word you want to use.

East Middle is not alone, a family of ducks lives beneath my living room window.