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Attorney: What is your date of birth?

Witness: July 18th.

Attorney: What year?

Witness: Every year.

Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

Witness: Yes.

Attorney: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

Witness: I forget.

Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

Attorney: How old is your son, the one living with you?

Witness: Thirty-eight or 35. I cant remember which.

Attorney: How long has he lived with you?

Witness: Forty-five years.

Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy?

Attorney: And why did that upset you?

Witness: My name is Susan.

Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

Witness: We both do.

Attorney: Voo-doo?

Witness: We do.

Attorney: You do?

Witness: Yes, voo-doo.

Attorney: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Witness: Uh, hes 21.

Attorney: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Witness: Would you repeat the question?

Attorney: So the date of conception (of the baby) was Aug. 8?

Witness: Yes.

Attorney: And what were you doing at that time?

Witness: Uh ...

Attorney: She had three children, right?

Witness: Yes.

Attorney: How many were boys?

Witness: None.

Attorney: Were there any girls?

Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?

Witness: By death.

Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?

Attorney: Can you describe the individual?

Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Attorney: Was this a male or a female?

Attorney: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

Witness: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Dorothy Nelson lives and writes in Auburn

Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Attorney: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

Witness. The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Attorney: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

Witness: No.

Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?

Witness: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Witness: No.

Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

Witness: No.

Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

Witness: (Exasperated) Yes. It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.