When I was a teenager and delivered newspapers, my customers could set their clocks by my arrival. Today you don't know when you're going to get your paper.

If I put the wrong trash out for any given week, it's OK to leave it there until the next pickup time for those items! Code enforcement, where are you?

Why is everyone getting down on Derek Jeter, the best shortstop in the majors? Oh - everybody hates a winner.

What is with all these dark green garbage bags I see around. I thought they were outlawed several years ago.

First of all, I'd like to say this kayak park in Auburn is a stupid mistake, and secondly, has the mayor figured out who going to be liable if someone gets hurt or drowns? That would be a good question for the mayor to answer.

Someone wrote on Sunday that Jerry Morgan and Billy Kufs are caring citizens who expose nefarious things in this city. What makes these two people so respected in their opinions?

I hope we don't spend thousands on a turf referendum. It won't fly.

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