Super screens

As of Friday afternoon, Internet ticket brokers were listing their cheapest Super Bowl tickets - upper level, Row Q - at $3,095 for two.

For that same amount of money, you could buy the latest big-screen, high-definition projection TV at REX TV & Appliances in Fingerlakes Mall and enjoy the game of all games from the comfort of your own couch - sans beer spilled on your head and bleacher brawls.

And plus, who wants to miss the commercials?