Just a few remarks before I part ways

With only two columns left to write there suddenly seems to be many new and interesting topics I#'d like to cover. So if I seem like a mourner at the Arafat funeral emptying my M-16 clip but with thoughts not bullets, I apologize.

One concern would be the possible extinction of polar bears due to the increase in temperature at the poles. I#'m sure it won#'t be long before someone disputes global warming as the cause and contends polar bears melt their ice floe habitat by regular urination.

This issue may prove inconsequential as the present course of the artic ice on which they ride may well doom the bears by plunging them off the edge of the world into the great abyss.

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